July 2011
June 2011
This chick just told me that she had sex last night and the antibiotics she’s on could have made her birth control not work so she thinks she’s pregnant. I told her to get the day after pill because she does not want a kid right now. I told her to think about how iffy her relationship is with this guy and how he probably won’t stay if she has a kid. She literally said, “You...
When shorts season started, I pulled up my favorite pair of shorts and they wouldn’t fit over my hips. I’m wearing those shorts today and I’m just like, “Fuck ya.”
When making a 'cute' funny face.
Expectation:
Reality:
❒ In A Relationship ❒ Single ✔ Has an Internet...
90's babyy.
staygrandonedirection:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember...
“I trust him as far as I can throw him and I don’t even think I can lift him.”
– Lauren Conrad (via idontwanadreamijustwanalive)
wasteofpaintt:
She Wants Revenge - Tear You...
