February 2011
Durf’s party. Let’s do this.
I’m going to bang Justin Timberlake. That is my dream in life and I’m going to see it through.
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Another Facebook rant.
If you have to make a post about deleting friends off of Facebook then please, delete me too. If you have to make a post about narrowing down your friends then chances are that you have other pointless posts and should consider making a Twitter account.
This is going to sound SUPER hypocritical but pregnant chicks freak me the fuck out. I like to think I was pretty chill about the whole scenario and I’m really proud of my son but these girls are taking it to a whole new level. They are, I swear to God, obsessed with babies. My baby did this and my baby did that, I’m watching One Born Every Second on Lifetime, omgzz your baby bump is s0o0o coote,...
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“How did you have time to paint your nails?! I barely have time to wipe my ass!”
– my mom
“Love is passion, obsession, someone you can’t live without. If you don’t start...”
– Meet Joe Black (via maluna)
