May 2012
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“Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he...”
– Excerpt from a new book about President Barack Obama (via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)
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When your crush says your best friend is hot... →
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Ever met someone and knew you were never going to be sad again? That’s love.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
osamas-turban: okaythatwasfunny: goddammitzak: castiel-winchesterr: mrsfigscats: He pasta way. we cannoli do so much his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m alfredo-f what will happen to his family. may he rest in pesto. Bj
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The Joy of Cooking and The Joy of Ranting →
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Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
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Dad: There's going to be an eclipse on Sunday.
Me: Time to take out the fire nation.
Dad: What?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: I mean, cool.
May 22nd
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stormoftheeast: i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are ...
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